Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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