drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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