Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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