do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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