Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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