Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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