Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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