FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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