god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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