butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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