I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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