My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.