bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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