Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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