I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
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they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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