State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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