Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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