We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
ok first of all what the fuck
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