I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
