bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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