Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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