i would punch a child for taco bell
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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