drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
