I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve this hangover.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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