At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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