Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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