fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate all girls vehemently.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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