I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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