I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
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Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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