your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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