Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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