you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
