On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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