Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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