You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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