That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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