David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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