I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Randomize
