I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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