Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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