Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
need another drink. this is the easiest way
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What should our trivia night team be named?
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oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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