Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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