At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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