Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So many bounce houses so little time
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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