I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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