Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i may or may not be watching the land before time
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She bit a glass in half.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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