i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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