Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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