he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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