He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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