doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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