it was like eating out sand paper
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You've changed since you got that strap on
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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