four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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