I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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