Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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