that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Sober January is a disaster.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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