I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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