i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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